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Do you want me to keep
your gift?
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I hold it.
It's a special gift.
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It's a wine cellar,
fits 36 wines, stainless steel,
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two temperatures
for red and white.
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She doesn't care. Neither does the priest.
That priest is hot.
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I agree. Those lips...
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- Is this appropriate?
- Appropriate?
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You never felt proud
like that from us.
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30 years ago, I covered a closet
from your Aunt Becky.
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The whole family was against me
and I got the nickname "hard bread".
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Let's see Brian's reaction
when opening what they call
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"the last wine cellar
you will need."
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Hard bread!
Shall we look for drinks?
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Wouldn't it be funny
if I said "no"?
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- Mother of... us.
- Mom! What is she doing here?
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She doesn't even know
these people.
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My God!
Me, you, mother and father alone.
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No Glory
to absorb the hate.
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Why am I scared?
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Are you remembering
of family events
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what the father asks
for mom to calm down
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while she swings her purse
and everything falls to the floor.
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I don't want to make a scene,
again, in front of everyone.
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Dad won't leave until he wins
a trophy for the cellar.
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Can we keep them separate?
I take care of one, you take care of another.
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It's our best chance
on a routine day.
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Let's not fight
for those who will stay with...
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Mom!
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-Mitchell!
- Hey!
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Good to see you, dear!
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| ManiacS |
Haters Gonna Hate!
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laisleite | sends
mauazera
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Bree | valuuh
BLuk
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Modern Family
8.11 - Sarge and Pea
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I got a map of the campus
and look!
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There is a section
about my old fraternity!
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Can I use the main bathroom
and order a frisbee.
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Legal.
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- You're working hard there.
- Just releasing nervousness.
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They will ask questions
on the tour?
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Me, Luke, Gloria and Manny will do
a tour of college!
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Guaranteed option for Manny,
but not for Luke.
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This interfered
on his self-esteem.
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Like an old cheerleader,
I still know how to cheer up.
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Even though I can't do it anymore
an "N" with my body.
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It's a great exercise.
Damn!
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Sorry! Come here!
I did something very bad!
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Manny is sleeping,
So I put a pig in bed!
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My God!
Where did you get one?
50
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Remember the farmers
what do we know?
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They do anything
for a good tip.
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What did you hear?
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- What is that?
- It's a pig!
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Dude,
I should have seen your face!
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He licked my face!
Why did you do this?
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Manny,
Don't be so nervous!
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I'm preparing you
to college!
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So you fit in
and makes friends.
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I got the idea
from the "Clube dos Cafajestes",
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"Amazing Days"...
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College is for studying,
not to make prank calls!
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Nerd!
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- There she is!
- Hello, darling!
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- You will have to pay.
- Goodbye!
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Take care.
Wait, wait, wait.
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- My God. It's her.
- Who?
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The blonde with the coat
and fabulous shoes.
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If it's who I'm thinking,
we hate her so much!
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Yesterday, I was robbed.
That's right.
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I was
watching Lily.
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I was anxious
for her first ballet solo.
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It will be now.
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This moment is worth every penny
of US$ 2 thousand in classes.
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What?
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I can't see.
Didn't they say you can't film?
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License. Miss?
Did you see that?
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That woman stole
my proud father moment
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and forced me to lie.
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"You were wonderful, Lily!"
Was it? I don't know!
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00:03:56,924 --> 00:03:59,892
Why didn't you attack her yesterday?
With words, of course.
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- Can gays knock women out?
- No!
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00:04:03,566 --> 00:04:07,687
I was going to insult her, but she's gone
as soon as the recital was over.
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00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:10,073
I hope you like it
be allowed here.
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We don't have it in writing
because... we are civilized.
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- I answer to a higher law.
- You don't even know if it's her.
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You only saw the back of her head
in the dark.
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Do you recognize
your exes like this...
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As much as I admire it
and want to use with Mitchell
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without your credits,
there is a line.
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Mom, I didn't know
that you would be here.
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I wasn't planning
to come.
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I don't see these people
since the divorce.
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But then I thought of writing
a new story.
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Are you here alone?
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- That dress is beautiful!
- Thanks!
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I found it in the trunk
of a car I bought.
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One second, Mom.
Cam is sending a message.
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It's a photo of the back of someone's head
with him asking if it's her.
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00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:06,654
I don't know what you're talking about.
Kiss emoji.
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00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,341
Can you take a photo of us?
Dear!
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Dad, this is so sweet.
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- Are you serious?
- We have a photo to prove it.
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- By God.
- Don't be mad.
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- Are you kidding?
- She disappeared!
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Those shoes
are inaudible.
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There you are!
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- My first family!
- What a surprise!
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Brian invited me
because we accommodated him once.
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Do you remember when I caught you
wearing his panties?
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No, what do you mean... Mom!
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- Is it just the four of us?
- Yes!
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Where are you sitting, mother?
I can accompany you there.
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I want to go for a walk,
I don't even know the people at that table.
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- Gloria isn't here.
- Thanks.
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This is fun!
The band is back together.
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- Anyone want champagne?
- For sure!
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You bet it does.
I'll take the tray.
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Admission became more difficult.
Only 40% are accepted.
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You've done things
more difficult.
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You took the first vaccine
at 6 years old.
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We are proud
of our graduates.
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Scientists, journalists
and a well-known playwright.
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"Well known."
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A renowned playwright
called "well known".
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- I tied your shoelaces!
- What are you doing?
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I'm preparing you.
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If you don't laugh at yourself,
you will become a target!
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It's time for trouble at college,
dude!
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Steffi?
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My son Tim
created a successful application.
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He will need to work
in college.
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No problem.
Many work and study here.
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00:07:02,691 --> 00:07:04,256
- Steffi?
- What are you going to do?
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00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:07,737
My son Lucas
He is an amateur trampolinist.
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00:07:07,773 --> 00:07:10,361
- Father!
- You have a block
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so he can train more
the art of jumping?
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- I didn't understand...
- Do you have a trampoline?
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- There must be a little one at daycare.
- There are no small ones...
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Do you want to know? Let's go.
Everyone, this way!
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Ask her.
If it's her, insult her.
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If she notices a confrontation,
she denies it.
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People know
when I get angry.
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- Do you snort?
- No.
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Vein on your forehead?
Spotted neck?
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You're getting the same
It's your mother.
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- New plan.
- What are you doing?
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If she has the video of the recital,
I will know it is her.
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And, as a bonus,
Can you still send me the video.
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- I have to go.
- Me too.
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I haven't even scored yet.
It has a password.
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Of course there is. Give me this.
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00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:04,421
She ordered a donut,
so...
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00:08:04,457 --> 00:08:08,810
Digital numbers 8, 5, 3 and 1.
The password has these numbers.
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00:08:08,846 --> 00:08:10,288
You are brilliant!
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00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,435
Last year,
I did topography.
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00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:15,987
Now I draw leaves on foam
for adult skateboarders.
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- I need to change.
- She's back!
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00:08:17,921 --> 00:08:19,568
What? She's coming back!
42
00:08:23,756 --> 00:08:26,101
I left my iPad on the table
and someone took it.
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- Our! I didn't...
- You didn't do what? Your job?
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00:08:30,257 --> 00:08:32,245
You are so busy
to the point of...
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00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,512
Excuse me.
I couldn't help but listen.
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00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:37,103
You're talking about the iPad
inside that bag?
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- My God.
- Because there's a wool.
48
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How silly I am!
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00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:43,478
I have a blind date
and I'm nervous.
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I shouldn't have accepted it.
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Drug.
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Are you Richard?
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Yes! I'm Richard.
I'm here for the meeting.
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You are... Ana!
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- Am I the worst person in the world?
- We're here to find out!
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Joke! Sit down.
57
00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:03,312
I hope it's her.
I want him to yell at her.
58
00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:04,919
Excuse me.
59
00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:08,103
I have a date here
and I don't even have a photo of the person.
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00:09:08,139 --> 00:09:11,355
I only know her name.
Did someone named Ana serve?
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00:09:11,465 --> 00:09:14,721
But how crazy!
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00:09:14,757 --> 00:09:17,588
- Ana, do you know...
-Richard.
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00:09:19,557 --> 00:09:21,105
Not to be rushed, but...
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00:09:21,141 --> 00:09:24,462
Vanessa underestimated
how attractive you are.
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00:09:26,989 --> 00:09:29,225
I've done a lot
because of praise.
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00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:31,302
It's worth thinking about
that I'm not pretty.
67
00:09:32,491 --> 00:09:37,168
In 1986, we were coming back
from my sister's wedding
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when I had my first dream
about murdering you.
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00:09:40,387 --> 00:09:42,642
Mitchell
has a funny story,
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00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:46,310
that does not open old wounds,
about Ham at the dance recital.
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00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:49,016
He was so angry, wasn't he?
Tell them!
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00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:50,515
So angry.
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00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,330
It wasn't 1986. It was 1987.
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00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:56,673
We are late
due to Hands Across America.
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00:09:56,709 --> 00:10:00,325
That was in 1986
and you thanked me later
76
00:10:00,361 --> 00:10:04,464
because you held someone's hand
who held Willie Nelson's.
77
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,289
What was that about?
Hunger?
78
00:10:06,324 --> 00:10:08,486
Pass a sandwich
in San Francisco
79
00:10:08,522 --> 00:10:11,952
and pass it to the end of the line
to pick him up in Boston?
80
00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:13,532
Hunger, yes. Definitely.
81
00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,761
Speaking of which,
Mitchell is on a diet.
82
00:10:15,797 --> 00:10:17,240
What can you eat now?
83
00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:19,442
Less.
84
00:10:21,143 --> 00:10:23,055
Honey,
I know what you're doing,
85
00:10:23,091 --> 00:10:27,030
But try to control it...
It's challenging.
86
00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:31,245
Works at work,
but she is very angry.
87
00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:34,157
- That sounds aggressive.
- I go...
88
00:10:34,212 --> 00:10:36,244
Give me permission
to go to the bathroom.
89
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,205
I'm going too. I'll be back soon.
90
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,842
You can't do that!
91
00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:45,301
You can't abandon me
like before!
92
00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:47,345
I won't stay here
supporting this,
93
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,973
while staying in the room
listening to Pat Benatar.
94
00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:51,514
Why are we together?
95
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,260
Come up with a reason to take your mother
back to her table.
96
00:10:55,296 --> 00:10:58,074
You can vent gays
without dad hearing.
97
00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:59,544
You are adorable.
98
00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:02,254
But my dream analyst
helped me realize
99
00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,335
that I never wanted
murder you.
100
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:07,874
I wanted to murder the part of me
who was angry.
101
00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,500
I was angry
because I was a loudmouth.
102
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,970
Don't say that.
103
00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:14,779
We had several good times,
haven't we, Sarge?
104
00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:16,249
We sure did, Pea.
105
00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:20,448
What kind of hell is this?
106
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:23,991
We finished our tour
in the iconic bell tower.
107
00:11:24,027 --> 00:11:25,876
See you at night!
108
00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:29,321
Want to do something fun?
Follow me.
109
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:32,996
- Look!
- A bell?
110
00:11:33,032 --> 00:11:34,489
Not just a bell.
111
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:37,393
A series of bells
in an ingenious instrument
112
00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:39,133
known as a chime.
113
00:11:39,168 --> 00:11:41,231
I spent my time
with this.
114
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,673
Gretchen took me to the bell tower
and showed me some things.
115
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:48,471
- That sounded sexual.
- No. You always talk like that.
116
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:51,337
Anyway, Gretchen got it
a bag with the bells.
117
00:11:51,372 --> 00:11:54,249
It's high here!
Maybe you can too.
118
00:11:54,695 --> 00:11:56,330
Join a...
119
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:59,629
What?
Will I learn all this in 3 months?
120
00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:02,140
You learn quickly!
He learned magic quickly.
121
00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:06,048
I have a video of you pulling
wet wipes from your diaper.
122
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,984
I was 5 years old
and wore a diaper.
123
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,108
It's not a sign
of a quick learner.
124
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,932
You can do
whatever you want.
125
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:15,453
- Why?
- Shit!
126
00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:17,489
I think it is
computerized now.
127
00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:20,562
Who cares?
I hate it when you do that!
128
00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:23,074
What? You look angry.
Are you mad?
129
00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:29,543
And I say,
but you don't listen to me!
130
00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:31,446
I'm not really. Wait.
131
00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:36,819
- Now!
- Stop pretending!
132
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:40,079
Don't lie about me!
Don't you see how bad this is?
133
00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:43,858
Luke, don't turn your back on...
me!
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00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,294
I'm yours...
1
00:12:49,263 --> 00:12:50,923
How are you 36?
2
00:12:51,047 --> 00:12:52,910
I don't believe
how young he looks!
3
00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:55,246
The trick
Don't smile too much.
4
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:59,918
I didn't expect a seismologist
it would be funny.
5
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,177
What took her
to do this?
6
00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:05,458
It was always easy for me.
7
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,108
I look at people
and guess their sizes.
8
00:13:09,178 --> 00:13:12,944
People say they wear 40
and I: "What? You wear 46!"
9
00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:15,088
Here is the napkin
that you requested.
10
00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:17,263
Thanks! I tricked you!
11
00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,662
I was joking
about clothes.
12
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,218
I started
studying earthquakes
13
00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:25,585
because I love nature.
14
00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:28,486
This explains
interest in ornithology.
15
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:30,975
Sir, can you give me another...
16
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,184
Angels are cool,
17
00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:39,974
but not so much
how many birds!
18
00:13:40,074 --> 00:13:41,755
I love birds!
19
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:44,035
I really love my mother,
20
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,720
but your needs
come before the others.
21
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:49,635
- Do you know anyone like that?
- I think so.
22
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:51,665
- Why did I talk about her?
- I don't know.
23
00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,668
I asked
what you did yesterday.
24
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,620
And the question remains.
25
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,240
Sorry.
26
00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:01,181
Ex-husband.
27
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:04,613
He can't be with my son
for more than 3 hours
28
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,103
without asking me anything.
29
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:08,684
Do you have a son?
30
00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:13,004
The love of my life.
31
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,471
My son didn't accept
Divorce is fine.
32
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:19,044
He's different, you know?
33
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:22,836
He is very creative
and sensitive.
34
00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:27,318
They mess with him a lot
at school.
35
00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:30,510
Thank God
for his dance class.
36
00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:35,198
It's the only place
where I see joy on his face.
37
00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:38,854
I knew! You're the worst!
38
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,525
- How is it?
- I'm not Richard, idiot.
39
00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:43,436
I'm the father
Whose you and your iPad
40
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,890
stole the first
daughter's ballet solo.
41
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:47,634
I hope the reason
42
00:14:47,739 --> 00:14:50,963
to prioritize your child
instead mine has been good.
43
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:55,489
And now that I've heard,
It's almost good, but still...
44
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:58,377
You are a maniac!
45
00:14:58,383 --> 00:14:59,818
But I'm happy
46
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:03,891
because it was one of the worst encounters
that I ever had!
47
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:07,549
Everyone thinks cats are careless,
but my cat...
48
00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:09,137
I have to stop him.
49
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:12,132
I'm not Ana
and that won't happen.
50
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,029
I imagined.
51
00:15:14,675 --> 00:15:17,740
Can we take a photo
for me to say that we were dating?
52
00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:19,964
- What? No!
- You're right.
53
00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,248
It's just that you're so beautiful.
54
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:26,551
Alright, come here!
55
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:30,113
Manny, we're going to be late
for the party.
56
00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,142
I said
that your punishment is over?
57
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:35,550
- Go back to bed!
- Sorry, no more pranks!
58
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:39,591
I promise!
I just wanted to have fun with you!
59
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,574
Forgot that one!
60
00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:47,301
- Manny, please!
- Skirt!
61
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,368
- Luke, let's talk.
- There's nothing to talk about.
62
00:15:50,473 --> 00:15:52,657
You're not going to the party!
I'm going alone!
63
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:54,150
Me too.
64
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:59,771
Like I want classes
to see that I am incapable.
65
00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:01,467
Your father believes in you!
66
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:04,320
My mother acts
as if we were on TV!
67
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:05,971
You won!
68
00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:08,452
The worst father won
and college.
69
00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:12,410
Have fun while cleaning poop
in a place to clean poop.
70
00:16:12,412 --> 00:16:14,819
Why did you come
If you think you won't get in?
71
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,940
I don't know!
Maybe we can get in together
72
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,906
and that's all
be less terrifying!
73
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,622
- That's why I signed up!
- Why the fight?
74
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,217
- I don't know!
- Shall we go to the party?
75
00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:25,865
Yes, I'll put on a hat!
76
00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:30,489
I just wanted Luke
if you felt good.
77
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,096
I wanted to cheer him up.
78
00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:34,916
Maybe cheer him up too much
be the problem.
79
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:39,026
When he thinks he is incapable,
I'm afraid of disappointing you.
80
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,428
He knows
that I would never be disappointed.
81
00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:45,374
Will it be? He is very loving,
but he doesn't know much.
82
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:48,898
So I must encourage you,
but maintain balance.
83
00:16:49,036 --> 00:16:50,595
I should
find this easy,
84
00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:53,688
since balance was essential
being a cheerleader.
85
00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:57,257
- When others do...
- I don't care.
86
00:16:57,423 --> 00:17:00,155
I want Manny to learn to laugh
of pranks.
87
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:03,051
But there is a difference
in between joking,
88
00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:06,298
shout "Pervert!" and push it
in the women's locker room.
89
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:11,128
I was the one who broke a heel
trying to keep the door closed.
90
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:14,827
College is a big change.
I'm trying to reassure you.
91
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,704
- Reassure him or you?
- Okay...
92
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,806
He's leaving me
for the first time.
93
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:26,722
I've been married and divorced.
I've lived here and there.
94
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:29,963
I've already driven a taxi.
I already won "Search for Stars".
95
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:33,676
During all the changes,
there was always us.
96
00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:35,498
As partners.
97
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,952
If I don't have fun,
I will be very sad.
98
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,544
I know. This is terrible.
99
00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:46,166
Need to twist
so they get annoying
100
00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:47,790
so you can leave them.
101
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:52,311
- I'm going to return his harmonica.
- That's the spirit!
102
00:17:53,585 --> 00:17:56,940
Take half of my steak
and I will take half of your fish.
103
00:17:57,068 --> 00:18:00,442
Sometimes,
I have to trick the arteries.
104
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:03,302
I don't know why,
but you look great.
105
00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:06,294
You too.
There is no queue at the bar.
106
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:11,257
- How about a Rob Roy cocktail?
- You remember, Sarge!
107
00:18:11,395 --> 00:18:14,555
I could only drink this
when I was pregnant.
108
00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:16,772
Who are these people?
109
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,526
You heard them.
They are Sarge and Pea.
110
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,849
Two nicknames
that I've never heard in my life.
111
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:23,825
I don't trust
in this kindness.
112
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:26,744
It's like a purple sky
before the storm.
113
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,043
Beautiful, until you realize
that the birds are agitated
114
00:18:30,148 --> 00:18:32,107
and the ants
are in circles.
115
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,457
My stomach feels weird.
116
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,562
I'm going for a walk
and get fresh air.
117
00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:40,415
- You won't run away this time.
- Let go of me, bossy!
118
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:42,675
Sit down!
Let's grieve as a family!
119
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:46,430
Don't stretch my jacket!
I just adjusted it!
120
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:51,088
- Is everything okay?
- Yes.
121
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:54,510
- Of course, go get that.
- What's going on?
122
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:56,836
- She pushed me.
- I didn't push.
123
00:18:56,889 --> 00:18:58,685
He just slipped and fell.
124
00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:02,753
Sit down. They're making a scene.
It's very embarrassing.
125
00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:05,171
You've been kind of rude today,
young lady.
126
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,766
Looks like General Patton.
127
00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:09,453
The other is, basically,
a cardboard cutout
128
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,631
that, sometimes,
drinks wine and sighs.
129
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,571
We didn't create you
to act like this.
130
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,696
- How is it?
- No, leave it to me.
131
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:20,235
You created us
to act exactly like that.
132
00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:22,498
You are the ones acting
like crazy.
133
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:26,096
- What are you talking about?
- Who are Sarge and Pea?
134
00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:28,205
Where were they
in our childhood?
135
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:31,456
If they had created us,
maybe there would be space in the house
136
00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:36,236
for people to feel
and someone wouldn't have closed themselves off.
137
00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:40,435
Maybe someone wasn't
trying to control the world
138
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,686
since I couldn't control
her house when she was growing up.
139
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,065
We know
that this is her problem.
140
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,493
- My God.
- What do you have to say?
141
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,530
- You're right.
- True.
142
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,339
- Repeat that.
- What?
143
00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:57,022
We don't behave well
when we were married
144
00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:59,300
and I feel bad about it.
145
00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:02,941
We thought we were together
for you,
146
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:07,432
but we forced them to live
with two unhappy people.
147
00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:09,256
But we are happy now!
148
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:14,321
And that must be why
that we can be ourselves today.
149
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:18,346
We should have said this before,
but we didn't raise you well.
150
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,301
We are very sorry about this.
151
00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:25,896
- We had happy moments.
- It wasn't just crazy.
152
00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:29,588
Listen.
153
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,301
- Can we go?
- Yes of course. They can.
154
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:38,663
How about that?
An apology.
155
00:20:39,453 --> 00:20:43,596
I never found it
that it would be so good.
156
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,035
I like to see them happy.
157
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:54,250
- How cute.
- Shut up. I feel things.
158
00:20:54,814 --> 00:20:56,249
I know.
1
00:21:01,097 --> 00:21:03,257
GLORIA DELGADO
MODEL
2
00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:10,491
Son of a bitch! This is crazy!
I remember you!
3
00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:19,928
- Do you miss that?
- I do this from time to time.
4
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,914
That's how I continue
involved.
5
00:21:22,085 --> 00:21:24,685
That's how I closed
the business.
6
00:21:29,527 --> 00:21:31,040
It's you again!
7
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:34,483
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